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  • Period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
  • Period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
  • Period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
  • Period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
  • Period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
  • Period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
  • Period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
  • Period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
  • Period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
  • Period: Yell at a puppy.

alloua:

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awwww-cute:

Bath time. My puppy is the fourth from the left

bigmacmaster:

Oooooo

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officiallyhilarious:

This user is not following you? More like this loser is not following you.

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bahliss:

Wouldn’t mind waking up at 7:30 if every morning was like this

  1. Camera: Samsung SGH-A897
  2. Aperture: f/2.7998046875
  3. Exposure: 1/100th
  4. Focal Length: 3mm